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Please Let Me Vote For Donald Trump

by Thom Dunn

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('Cause seriously? He's an asshat)

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Maybe if I vote for Donald Trump
I'll finally get to be
a big ol' billionaire bank bastard
eating wagyu and the weak.
Oh, and the gub'mint ain't gon' touch me
if I don't keep money here.
Lord please let me vote for Donald Trump this year.

No I never trust authorities
They're always after me
But those cops, they best come runnin'
when there's black kids on my street.
We need more rules, but just don't regulate
my shotgun or my beer.
Lord, please let me vote for Donald Trump this year.

Oh yes I hate the net-gross paycheck part
that the taxman takes from me.
No my hard-earned cash ain't goin'
toward your stupid schools and streets.
Why should I subsidize the ER trips
for hobos, sluts, and queers?
Lord, please let me vote for Donald Trump this year.

I deserve every right and resource
That the world has given me.
Not like all them other takers
full of laziness and greed
Ban all the brown-skinned Muslim terrorists,
we'll have nothing left to fear!
Lord, please let me vote for Donald Trump this year.

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released February 1, 2016
All music and lyrics by Thom Dunn, except for bass by Jake WM. Artwork by Gage Skidmore/Flickr.

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Thom Dunn Boston, Massachusetts

Thom Dunn is a Boston-based writer, musician, & new media artist. He enjoys Oxford commas, metaphysics, and romantic clichés (especially when they involve whiskey), and he firmly believes that Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" is the single greatest atrocity committed against mankind. He is a graduate of Clarion Writer's Workshop at UCSD & Emerson College. thomdunn.net ... more

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