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I'll Fight A Whedon For You (Ode to Maurissa Tancharoen)

by Thom Dunn

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A love song for actress / writer / producer Maurissa Tancharoen AKA Mrs Jed Whedon AKA the show runner on "Marvel's Agents of SHIELD" AKA she's pretty

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The first time I saw you in pony tails,
that Horrible Doctor's fan
I knew by your groove when you sang that tune
that I wanted to be your man.

But then your Commentary made me Asian Aware-y
and I knew what I'd have to do:

I'll fight a Whedon for you:
Zak, Jed, or Joss,
Yeah, you know that it's true.
There's more a chance I'll see DOLLHOUSE renewed
But it's true: I'll fight a Whedon for you.

Echoes remain from that song that you sang
as Kilo the cutest Doll.
I'm too poor for STARZ or for SPARTACUS,
but I'm sure that you gave it your all.

No, I'll never yield; I'll back AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
until Agent Coulson dies (I mean, again, like, for real this time)
You're Pretty In Pink, I don't care what they think
Then I saw you with another guy.

I've learned all about lupus
I thought we could this
but the werewolves devoured my heart
(wait was that lupUS or luPINE?)

I'll fight a Whedon for you:
Zak, Jed, or Joss,
Yeah, you know that it's true.
There's more a chance I'll see DOLLHOUSE renewed
But it's true: I'll fight a Whedon for you.

Did you know that our birthdays are one day apart
(except plus or minus ten years)?
And sure, Jed is hot -- what's he got that I'm not?
I mean, like, besides his career

So Mo, won't you go with me,
baby, you know we'd be cool (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

But I'll fight a Whedon for you:
Zak, Jed, or Joss,
Yeah, you know that it's true.
I hope AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. makes it past season 2
'cause it's true: I'll fight a Whedon for you.

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released February 10, 2015
Thom Dunn — all instruments except for Bass
Jacob Wake-Up — Bass

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Thom Dunn is a Boston-based writer, musician, & new media artist. He enjoys Oxford commas, metaphysics, and romantic clichés (especially when they involve whiskey), and he firmly believes that Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" is the single greatest atrocity committed against mankind. He is a graduate of Clarion Writer's Workshop at UCSD & Emerson College. thomdunn.net ... more

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